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PROFILE
SHIFFA AZIHA
In love with,SHAH
I chose to love cos' hate is sucha ugly word.
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Kelakar Bodoh!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
One day,Shiffa got really bored in the wee hours of the morning.She bumped into Zat's blog and decided to give a go AGAIN on iGod .
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Me:
wassup
God:
The stars.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
what makes you think so?
God:
Everything I know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me:
okay,so?
God:
Yeah okay, Blimey.
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Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
do i give a shit?
God:
It is always better to give that to receive.
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Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
it's not even meant to be
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
negative's my surname
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm shiffa aziha negative
God:
Good gossip: you are shiffa aziha negative.
Me:
people read about me in tabloids
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
at least i'm famous unlike you
God:
Have you ever been on TV?
Me:
duhh
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
still am.i am famous
God:
Still how long? All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
you haven't met me yet
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
it's not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
how sure are you?
God:
Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
gee
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah ah ah!
God:
So you understand. Good. So you understand. Good. Ah hah.
Me:
wow,you are really dumb.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
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Me:
how smart do you think you are?
God:
How smart do you think do me think I am?
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
it got me somewhere,at least.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
the language lah bodoh
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
tau tkpe
God:
" Oh I get it."? tau tkpe?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
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Me:
what is pantat?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
it's my butt
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
*claps*
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God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Shiffa Hates You.
God:
How are you, Shiffa Hates You.
Me:
I am hating this world
God:
Do you mean your name is hating this world.
Me:
No it does not.
God:
What is your real name? I heard it does.
Me:
It's Shiffa Hates iGod.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yes you should.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It's my middle name
God:
Congratulations, Shiffa Hates You.
Me:
Shiffa Sarcastic Hates You is my name.
God:
Nice to meet you, Shiffa Sarcastic Hates You.
Me:
if everyone is supposed to repent to you,no one will pray anymore.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
It's a logical question.You are just too dumb to understand.
God:
Shiffa Hates iGod is a logical question I am just too dumb to understand. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shiffa Sarcastic Hates You.
Me:
Thank You.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
quite is a bad word.
God:
Somewhat. Not if I can help it.
Me:
Tsk tsk.God is bad
God:
I think Tsk tsk God is a lot of things.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
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Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is She-God.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, She God.
Me:
I am here to mate with you.
God:
How did you get there?
Me:
True the world wide web you idiot!
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
Yes,you are old too.
God:
Great. Time has no real meaning for me.
Me:
It has no meaning for me too.Wow!
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Yes.We are made for each other God!
God:
Whoa. Do you think I am made for each other God too?
Me:
God and She-God makes a perfect couple :-)
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God and She-God makes a perfect couple :-)
God:
:-) Did you go to a religious school?
Me:
I am God.My religion is Shiffa-ism
God:
Do your friends call you God your religion is Shiffa ism.
Me:
What is your religion?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
i see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Thank You.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Wow!
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
What shall I do?
God:
Tell me more about your problems.
Me:
My problem is you.
God:
I wish I had your problems!
Me:
Good,you can take it.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Of course.You are dumb.
God:
Ahem. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Critical's my middle name.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Mak Critical Kau.
God:
How are you, Mak Critical Kau.
Me:
Baik.
God:
Do you still not believe in Jesus?
Me:
I believe in Allah.
God:
What do you say to people who believe Allah does not exist?
Me:
What should I say to people who believe Allah does not exist?
God:
Be sure to think before you speak. State your point
clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before
going any further.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Yay.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
I should do Gold??
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I don't know.You told me too.
God:
Would you like to know? Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
You are so forgetful!
God:
It depends how you define "forget".
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
OKay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
what's ayuh?
God:
it means "yes".
Me:
it does? Wow!
God:
How often? I'm glad your impressed, Mak Critical Kau.
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Oh God it is soooo funny!HAHAHA!
Okay next.The reason I woke up so early in the morning,which is at 6am was,my bladder was really full and I was having a splitting headache which haven't recovered although I took panadols last night.Normally I wont take panadols but since it was so unbearable,I had to take two caps.
Read Archie and was sms-ing hunny till I felt asleep.Before that I was on the phone with him,but the headache was so bad I had to lie down.I thought reading would take away the pain,but it only got worse.What a bother!
Oh,back to my early in the morning story.Mom was getting ready for work,normally I would creep up to her,but I couldnt be bothered this morning cause it was so cold and I was feeling a little weird.Haha. And so,I went back to my room after wee-ing and laid down.But I really really can't get back to sleep.
It's almost 9.20am,baby's still asleep and I have been watching Primetime Morning eversince 6.30am.Sheesh.
iGod was so fucking hilarious lah.You should try.Haha.
Hazwan tagged me saying I have to do this quiz he was tagged to do.Ouhkaaeeee..haha.
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Regulations of this quiz is:
-People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by them.
- Tag 5 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse.
- These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.
- Continue this game by sending it to other people.
Tagged by, Zwan.
/}
Q:If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?
.To be a better and happier person.
.Not to be broke always.
.To have my own dlsr!
Q: Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
.Yeah.At times you do feel as though you are not yourself and you are just potraying a side of you just so you are accepted by others.It's something I've noticed in some people for quite some time.
Q: Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
,It's a lie if I say I'm not.But I'm the 'maintain','relek' and go with the flow type of person.If it is a difficulty,I might grumble and be a bitch,but deep down i shal always tell myself to take it postively as a challenge.
Q: Would you change yourself for the person you love?
.If it is for the better,why not?If its just to please the other party,why should i?In a relationship,both parties should benefit from each other.no?
Q: Do you belief in Love?
.Yeah.Love is a mystery.It's full of complications and no one should blame love if it causes unhappiness.Without love,there is no hatred.Vice versa right?
Q: How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
.I dont think I have to wait anymore (:
Q: If the person you liked doesnt like u back, what would you do?
.Forget it lor.Haha.
Q: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
.Nope.You're the source of your own unhappiness.Why waste your energy over something trivial,right?
Q: Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?
.Always man,always..
Q: Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
.Every milisecond of the day.
Q: Who are currently most important people to you?
.My family,my Mohd Shah Khairul and my friends.
Q: Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
.Ya lor.Taufik Batisah.(JOKING!)
Q: Are you happy with your life?
.Thank God (:
Q: Would you give your all in a relationship?
.Perhaps I give too much of my all that it stresses me a little bit.He doesnt put too much hope on me.
Q: What type of friends do you like?
.I have many TYPES of friends.Pick your choice (:
Q: Do you often wish there was something you could change?
.Nope.Be happy with what you have.
Q: What will you look at first when you first set eye on a girl/guy?
.The eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss!!! Hehehe.
Q: If your lover betrayed you, what will be your reaction?
.DIE BITCH DIE!!! (hehe.)
Ok lah.Now I am going to watch ellen.
Later going for Class chalet.Can't wait can't wait!!Hehehe. Having plans with my baby tonight.WOOHOOO!!!
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Oh ya,I said my last goodbyes to iGod.HAHAKZ!
Me:
bye bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Bye.
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Sayonara amigos.
8:59 am
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