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Tickle my funny bone please.
Monday, July 14, 2008
I have a regular customer.Female.A mother of two young boys,handsome & good looking.One of them was an ex Dunmanite.
She came along,buying her usual dinner & I packed her stuff like how she likes it.Of course,she is a regular.As she took her stuff,she opened up a conversation with me.
Makcik : You dulu sekola same dgn anak I kan?Dunman?
Me : Aah.Nape?
Makcik : Same2 graduate eh?
Me : Urm,agaknye lah tu.Nape?
Makcik : Owh tkde.Cik rase anak cik lagi tua,sebab die stayback bile Pri 6.
Me : Ooo,ok.Saya baru 19.Die 20 lah?
Makcik : Aah.Die bilang makcik,die interested pat u.
Me : HUH?! Interested macam mane tu?
Makcik : Interested,nak buat kawan.Die bilang makcik last week bile die dtg beli bende dgn you.Then die consult pat cik sal you.Die tanyer bole kawan ngn you ke tak.Nak tanye you ok ke tak.
Me : *dumbfounded* *face burning with embarassment* *laughing like mad*
Makcik : Cik cakap je,die sampaikan.
Me : Lah,kenape die tak cakap sendiri?
Makcik : Hah,die tu malu sikit bile pasal bende gini.
Me : *tinking about how cute he is abt being shy* Haha,lahhh... *still laughing*
Makcik : Cik cakap tanye dulu,mane tau you dh ader yg punya.
Me : *still laughing* Haha,ok.
Makcik : Tapi kawan je.Hahahaha.
Me : *NAK AJER CKP AKU NI SINGLE!!* *maintain cool*
Makcik : *tersengih-sengih*
Me : Haha,ape saje lah.
Makcik : Betul,last week die ckp.Apape die consult pat cik dulu.Ok lah,you pikir je.Kalau taknk tkpe.Hehe.K lah,byeee. =]
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OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!
I have a freaking secret admirer?He always come by and buy stuff for himself and his mom.Damn!
HAHAHAHA.
The best part was,whenever he comes by,I would say that we're out of stock.Let's say he wants Fish&Chips,I'd ALWAYS say, FINISH.Teheee. am so freaking evil can?Then I would laugh & say,nahh,still have lah & he'd give this uber cute smile.Hehehe..And for him as usual,with cheese & stuff. ((:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHH!!
He was there,today,bought something from somewhere,walked past my stall.Then he came down again,met his friend and chilled at the table opposite my stall.
I dont mean to be perasaan,no wonder he was stealing glances.Sheeeeeeeesh!
And the guy is cute ok?OKAY?!
AAARGH!!
I can die from all this surprises man.
REALLY!
2:44 am
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